Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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