I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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