i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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