She said her name was "party"
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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