So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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