Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Never let your siblings swipe right.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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