Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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