How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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