oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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