2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
dude. I can hear the air.
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