That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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