She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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