I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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