That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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