They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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