Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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