Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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