i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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