I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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