Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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