Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.

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(562): View more from California

not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....

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(410): View more from Maryland

Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar

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(+45): View more from Denmark

Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!

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