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(404): View more from Georgia

hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??

(1-404): View more from Georgia

no.

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(562): View more from California

I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.

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(518): View more from New York

plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?

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(424): View more from California

This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.

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(512): View more from Texas

I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....

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(941): View more from Florida

I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck

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