so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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