I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
