I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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