Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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