I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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