bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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