And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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