That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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