I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
