I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
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Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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