the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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