She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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