Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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