they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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