i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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