I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Randomize
