So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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