I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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