There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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