We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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