you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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