So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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