So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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