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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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