bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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