I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize
