Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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