Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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