I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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