Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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