the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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